Just In Case...

Just in case you were wondering how to make a Thanksgiving turkey, Michael has written the instructions down to make things easier for you. Actually it was a writing assignment. I am sure there are so many thoughts running thru his mind but to get that down on paper. His teacher says it is a real struggle.

Translation

'I am going to tell you how to make a Thanksgiving turkey. You will need: a turkey, a knife, a gun,a plate, and a fire. First, hunt down a turkey. Kill it and cut off the head. Get rid of the blood and get out the guts. Next, take out the bones. Roast the turkey by hanging it on a bar over a fire. When it is a gold brownish color, take it off the fire. Then, cut it into slices with a knife. Then, cut it into slices with a knife. Put it on a plate and serve it. Last, eat it. That's how you make a Thanksgiving turkey.'