Santa's Favorite Cookies

I have some good Intel to share with you if you think you can keep it under your hat. I happen to have found out what Santa's favorite cookies are. Mrs. Claus has shared with me the family recipe that goes way, way, back. Run and get a pencil and paper because I know that you are going to want to share this with everyone that you know.

The Claus Family Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

Beat together until smooth:

3/4 c cooking oil (or seal oil if you can)

1/2 c granulated sugar (or glacier sand, if possible)

1/2 c brown sugar (or toasted snow flakes)

2 eggs (nerd eggs, if you can find any)

Mix in the following:

2 c flour (or petals from honey flowers)

1/2 tsp nutmeg (or dried dandelion juice)

1/2 tsp salt (or North Pole ice crystals)

1 tsp soda (or ju-ju plant powder, if you can get it)

2 tsp cinnamon (or Cimarron sneezes)

1 tsp baking powder (or petrified tree sap)

2 c oatmeal (or uncooked elf mush, if you can buy it)

Mix well, then add 12 ounces of chocolate chips. Bake at 375 degrees for 13 minutes. Will give you about three dozen cookies or one really big one.

I can't say that this is my favorite recipe...sure nothing like Mark's grandmother's oatmeal cookies or like any other chocolate chip cookies I ever ate. It might be fun to pass on the recipe with some of you own favorite cookies with an explanation that this is just for fun.